Barack and I, we have a connection. We’re both oreos from Hawaii. (Or I guess you’d call us coconuts, now wouldn’t you?) White people love him, white people love me, you get the idea. But his stance on video games, man that brother is cold.

We’re going to have to parent better, and turn off the television set, and put the video games away, and instill a sense of excellence in our children, and that’s going to take some time.

Put the video games away?! Obama, the only way I can connect with the black community is by playing 50 Cent’s terrible game about being part of a gang. That’s the only reason I bought it, so I don’t seem like a regular person with a chocolate exterior. Without it, black people are going to judge me by the content of my [white] character and isn’t that the opposite of what MLK Jr would want?

Barack Obama: ‘Parents should clamp down on games’ [MCVuk]