What’s quite possibly the saddest things we hear aside from people getting robbed for their PS3’s? Shootings over PS3’s. Apparently, two former “friends” got into a Western style shootout over the PS3, which led to a hit and run involving a school crossing guard yesterday. The incident itself isn’t known, aside from it was probably a very stupid one. Poor PS3. If anything, it’s the victim in this whole thing. One of the frikken dumbasses left Steve Cove’s home where he and another man shot each other and ran over a guard nearby (no kids luckily). To top it all off? The driver was shot in the leg and arm and the other dude was bonked in the torso. Police say both men were in stable condition and are now in custody. Here’s a note to all our readers: you don’t have to wear a bulletproof vest with anything PS3 related.

[Memphis Eyewitness News]

A two-year-old girl died Monday night the day after she was “allegedly” beaten by her mother’s live-in boyfriend, police said.

The poor girl died at Hershey Medical Center at 9:28 p.m. Monday night. And who’s the (pardon our french) fucking bastard to do it? Harve L. Johnson, 26 year old son of a bitch to the left, of 710 W. Philadelphia St., with criminal homicide for the toddler’s death, said Lt. Ron Camacho, who supervises the York City Police detective bureau. He has already been charged with aggravated assault, simple assault, endangering the welfare of children and recklessly endangering another person, according to an affidavit of probable cause. That’s sure to make this guy someone’s if not everyone’s bitch in prison.

The girl’s “mother,” if any of us can really call her that at this point, Neida E. Baez, 19, is also charged with endangering the welfare of children, according to an affidavit of probable cause. The cruel ox let the man beat her child occasionally before, instead of taking a stance. As for what controller was used, the report states the original Xbox controller.