Valve’s Doug Lombardi has told Eurogamer that there won’t be a new Portal game this year.

In typical Valve tradition, it won’t be Portal with different colors. I think that when you hit something like that, you have two choices: you can quickly replicate it and stick it out there - do the opportunistic thing and cash in on it - or you can do the crazy thing like we did after Half-Life was so successful and go off and try and say, ‘Okay, that was revolutionary, so its successor has to be equally as revolutionary.’ -Doug Lombardi

Don’t hold on too tight to your pants Half Life lovers.

Let this be a lesson to all of you. Don’t mess with portal turrets.